Since I was about thirteen or maybe fourteen (and 6’1″ thankyouverymuch) I’ve worn a men’s size 12 shoe. Since I wear a men’s size 12 shoe, I generally abhor shopping for shoes because I have…
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The questions that try women’s souls
Does making the Tibbles watch the 40 Most Softsational Soft Rock songs on VH1 Classics constitute child abuse? How about if I sing along to every single song at the top of my lungs?
This is why I never, ever get anything done
When two-thirds of the mammals in your household are napping within eyesight, it hardly seems fair that the lone one-third should have to toil away at the toiling. It doesn’t help in the least that…
The douche endures despite my complaints
It’s not even noon and today’s blog-douche count is already at six. Seriously folks, there are other adjectives out there. Maybe I need to buy the Internet a thesaurus. Hey, speaking of, when you were…
Three remarkable things
It’s 10:56 on a Sunday night, soon I will go to bed. This is remarkable because I haven’t gone to bed at 10:56 on a Sunday night in probably 20 years. I’m going to bed…