it saddens me to report that i am going to have to get off the couch and get dressed. while i’d love to spend the day half-nekkid and surfing the web, i have to go…
Browsing Category Misc.
miss grouch
i am grouchy! beware. i can just feel the grouchiness. it’s pinching my eyebrows together and pulling down the corners of my mouth. it’s got a lot to do with the weather. it’s fucking hot…
Must Not Assimilate
My cousin Christopher got married last week. In an hour I will leave for sister #2’s housewarming party. I think sister #3 will make the announcement to the extended family that she’s pregnant. Unofficial sister…
time to make the donuts
sister #2’s housewarming party is today. i cannot decide if it will be fun or hell on earth. it could really go either way. it’s supposed to be roughly 394 degrees out today. . ….