Well, I talked to the dirty Sony people this afternoon. They’ve had Otto in their evil clutches since the 17th of September. It seems, according to the dirty Sony guy I talked to, that they’ve…
Browsing Category Misc.
phew
it turns out the Object In Fruit Drink was Not a Penis. yeah, it was mold. still gives me the heebie jeebies.
there is a penis in the punch
carol gives a cautinary tale about fruit punch. did you hear that? that was my world crumbling.
moving violations
Today should be a day of mourning. We are mourning the loss of my perfect driving record. Yes, for the first time in my 13 years of driving, I got a ticket. Oh the humanity!…
anti-climactic
i finally finished A Testament To Grace tonight. it was good, but totally fell apart at the end. great masturbation material, but a little too lofty for me. i don’t like books that make me…
dinner ala internet’s sweetheart
for those who are curious here is the dinner of the internet’s sweetheart: kraft cheese and macaroni (the difficult kind, none of that easy mac crap) pillsbury grand biscuits extreme zesty sour cream and cheddar…