It’s been many, many months since I’ve answered the googlers’ questions. I feel bad. All these people thirsty for information, and me hogging it all. Shame on me. What happened to Aunt Jodi? After Jimmy…
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Oddly enough, the pants I am wearing today are way too short
Today I got a Facebook Friend request from a boy I went to high school with. He told me he has been a closet I Will Dare reader for awhile. After I confirmed him as…
Can you rewire a night person?
First, you should know that I have a new iPod. Her name is Evangeline, Evangeline, I think I love you. Okay, it’s just Evangeline. Eurydice is dead. Probably wasn’t such a good idea to name…
My mojo is missing
You should thank me. I just saved you from a really boring post about my sleeping habits and how much water I drink. Also, I had pork chops for dinner. Fuck. Starting a new job…
This is the last day of our unemployment – oh-ho-ho
You should sing the title of this post to the tune of Sinead O’Connor’s “Last Day Of Our Acquaintance.” Tomorrow will be my first first-day-of-work since 1999. I have a little bit of the nervous…
If you could see (and hear) me now
You would find a rather large woman sitting in a rather large green chair wearing blue pajama pants smeared with cinnamon roll frosting (marks left by the Tibbles on Wednesday) and a black cardigan sweater…