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dude you should have got a dell
it’s a little known fact that i have the hots for steve from dell. actually the fact is quite widely known here in softwareland, because i love to talk about steve. but, now, much to…
conversations with ruby
as ruby and i were driving home from the bowling alley tonight we had a little conversation. “ruby,” i said, “do you ever wish you were a supersize truck instead of a mini bite-size truck?”…
a tool of satan
a vile tool of satan kept me up entirely more hours than i planned on last night making me a worthless sack of skin today. perhaps it wouldn’t be so bad if i hadn’t been…
waiting for the flood
here’s my latest pet peeve. first off as most everyone knows i’m 6’5″ tall. i’m a statistical anomaly. it’s a blessing and curse. i love to hate it and hate to love it. it’s the…
these things suck
here are things that suck: having a crush on a friendboy getting home after a night out and being so hungry you could eat your own liver with some hotmustard and not having any sort…