i just spent $100 at the grocery store. i can’t believe it. what was i thinking? there is no way on earth that i can eat $100 worth of groceries before they go bad. it’s…
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miss a lot
i’m working from home today and of course big things happen in software land. note to andrea the evil munchkin and darnell are fine. just some big shakeup with a grand high muckity muck. it…
and can dance like a sterile disease
today is one of those days where i have a shit-eating grin i can’t seem to wipe off my face. it’s like i am in on an elaborate inside joke with the world, only i’m…
it’s a little known fact
why is it that i feel so weird for having such a lusty crush on the postmaster? maybe it’s because he’s old enough to be my father. maybe it’s because he’s bald with a very…
another commandment broken
since i continually break the fifth commandment of the jodiverse, i decided it would be a good idea to create a new commandment and promptly break it. thou shalt not watch sex and the city…
the burning piece
so, darling ones, i once again turn to your infinite wisdom and superior knowledge. if i want to say, “speak now or forever hold your. . . ” is it peace or piece? i’ve never…