for the record, uncouth heather er, heathen, my underpants were folded only for picture taking purposes. i am not the woman who folds her underpants. hell most of the time i’m not the kind of…
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what have i become
this little vacation has turned me into this slothlike person who sleeps like eight hours a night. it’s so strange. my back can’t handle so much unadulterated sleep. my brain is having a hard time…
no such thing as too many
for martin: is this too many? for all you dirty birds: my new underpants
i’m leaking
sometimes my heart is filled with so much joy that i’m afraid i might just burst. i had some pretty big plans fall through for the weekend. but life happens when you least expect it…
soft, shiny, slippery things
on the first day of my mini-vacation i decided it would be a good idea to get up and go shopping. i wanted to hit the mall early before all the aimless teens with no…