i am growing increasingly tired of people proclaiming to be things merely because they think it’s cool or because that’s what they want to be. specifically i’m talking about people who proclaim to be writers…
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words of wisdom
here’s my quote of the day from bill, a coworker: “you gotta read the newspaper. the world’s not filled with virgins and angels.”
inappropriately aroused at work
“hey joe, where’s your glasses?” i asked. “oh, i got lasic yesterday.” “shut up!” “yeah.” “and you can see already?” “it’s a little difficult.” “wow!” then shawn peeps his head around my cell wall and…
possessed by the PGA
it seems golf-fever has taken over my normally cool friends. i just had to listen to kari and michelle gush, GUSH, over all these professional golfers that i’ve never heard of. it’s weird. they’ve been…
i walk the line
there is much inner conflict in the jodiverse tonight. i can’t seem to define the line between self-censorship and rising above it. it’s tough because you know my penchant for cocking off and ranting about…
get met, it pays
as i was coming out of the curve on pioneer trail, quickly approaching highway 212, snoopy loomed before me larger than life. i was a bit taken aback. i’d never seen a blimp in real…