i’d like to thank jess, na’s thai cafe, diet coke, and the strokes. without them i wouldn’t be here today. without them i’d either be in the hennepin county jail, hell, or greater minnesota home…
Browsing Category Misc.
breaking fingers
there is a special place in hell for marketing types who think they are writer types but who really wouldn’t know how to construct a sentence if they had a gun to their head. i…
sanity break
there are the things on my shelf above my computer: 4 amazon gold gift card things (two of are from andrea) one dying and decaying giant rubberband ball a teeny, tiny Tootle lunchbox one trix…
happily ever after
if you scroll way down to the very bottom, the very last one, you can see the boy i spent a lot of college crushing all over. congrats meathead!
darling your head’s not right
“so what are we gonna do today,” mary said as she ran her fingers through my hair and i tried to supress a purrr. “i dunno, i am sick of the mullet! all that crap…