for a delicious change of pace, i decided to spend most of the afternoon kicking today’s ass. i’m like super copywriter girl, faster than a speeding run-on sentence, able to approve press releases in a…
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it’s all coming back to me
now i remember why i don’t drink so much anymore. because the day after is spent feeling like a zombie with poison running through my veins.
starting the new year off right
i’ve decided to kick the new year off right, i’m going to take a nap. too much fun with my friends captain morgan and diet coke for me last night. plus there was sleeping on…
compliment of the day
“you are the queen of snark,” john said. “thank you,” i said.
why hello pretty girl
i just bumped into shannon in the hallway. “hello pretty girl did you get a hair cut?” “no, i just wore it down.” “it looks good.” “thanks, i’ve just been so lazy throwing it back…
the one where i play the word nazi
“are you sick of my yet,” i asked as i approached her cube for about 294th time that day. “yes, now what do you want?” she said. “is it ok if we say compositional here,…