i just wanted to let y’all know that it’s safe for you to leave your humble abodes. you’re safe because every annoying person on the face of the earth is currently shopping at rainbow foods…
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love don’t live here anymore
you will be sad to learn that the whores don’t live at the flying cloud airport anymore. someone took down the words on the sign. now all that’s there is a phone number.
long-haired freaky people need not apply
every day on my way to work i drive by the flying cloud airport. today someone had rearranged the letter on one of the signs. it said “Whores Live Here” and then a phone number….
The Knocker Doctor
T.J. Hooligan’s was unusually packed for a Saturday afternoon. Sister #4 and I had grabbed one of the remaining available tables and cursed our luck for having to sit next to the door. Sitting next…
long, luscious lashes
i just read an entire article about Mascara and damn if it wasn’t the most interesting thing i’ve read all day.
the e-mail campaign starts
i just sent this e-mail to everyone i know and U.S. Sen. Dick Durbin (because he said Burnt Sienna was his favorite crayon): Friends, Romans, Color Crayon Users, lend me your ears I come to…