i just wanted to let y’all know that it’s safe for you to leave your humble abodes. you’re safe because every annoying person on the face of the earth is currently shopping at rainbow foods in savage, minnesota. if you hurry, you might be able to avoid them. if you want, i’ll go back and slash all their tires, so you’ll be good to go for the rest of the day.
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That’s the thing about annoying people: They’re fast. I’m leaving to go to work in about fifteen minutes and I guarantee that by then they’ll all be on the freeway here, a thousand miles away.
I don’t buy it, why? because they were all grocery shopping at a walmart in northern illinois sunday afternoon at the same time that post was made.
I noticed a few of them in my neighborhood at the same time. This can only mean one thing…
They are breeding.
Be afraid.