i’m getting my haircut on friday, so if you wanna come by and make out and stuff, i’m totally gonna be cute. but, i will be driving a shortbus– don’t hold it against me, it’s…
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not quite a wrong number
the phone rang at 8:16 a.m. i was convinced someone was dead or it was a telemarketer. i mean, really, my phone never rings that early. so of course, fearing the worst, i pick it…
so i’m listening to “waiting for somebody”
unmotivation, thy name is jodi. today, let’s make the weather the scapegoat. i would give my left hand to see the sun shine. enough with the rain, really. this morning’s fog doesn’t seem to want…
she’s watching you from underneath a rock
it’s chilly and rainy outside, the only sunshine is coming from my face. i have writer’s group today which makes me giddy. and the TTHM is back. i got to talk to him last night….
way #48 to make me smile
trade “high fidelity” quotes with me all day on IM. for instance: how does an average guy like me become the number one lover-man in his postal district? he’s grumpy, he’s broke, he hangs out…
i met a girl i’d like to know better
heather did it, so can i. you can do it too, right in the comments.