yesterday was a trying day at work, filled with last minute hooha and copywriting emergencies. i never knew there could be a copywriting emergency until i became a copywhore. there are two kinds of emergencies…
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turning the corner
one could expect that if, after three days of pure burning rage and mean reds and muck, they started crying at the most tired cliche in television history, well they could expect that maybe they’ve…
decent
“if you bitches had any sense of decency, you’d go get me some ice cream.” sadly none of my coworkers fell for it at all. fuckers.
after that, there is no more
a calm sense of total apathy had washed over me, that was until i opened my diet coke with lime and instead of pouring it into my waiting parched mouth, i dumped it down the…
dancing with the dark
my god am i fucking miserable tonight. completely, totally, insanely miserable. every deep dark thought has come out to play tonight – my unhappiness with my job, my insecurity about my writing, my loneliness. it’s…
a PMS miracle
here’s something that will help the rage that is hormonal. turn on some soft music that you know by heart. in my case it’s paul westerberg, for you it might something lamer like, oh i…