the summer before i was in 7th (or it might have been 8th) grade i spent most of my time here in Shakopee (where i live now), instead of home in Blaine (a suburb on…
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pictures of pictures
on saturday princess jaycie and max discovered some old pictures in one of the hatboxes i have stacked on the floor. they unwrapped them and were delighted to find pictures of themselves when they were…
champagne from a paper cup
seriously, i just drank champagne from a paper cup. we were toasting Kappa before he left. we’re so sad to see him go that not even drinking champagne made it better.
watch out boys i’ll chew you up
so today i have to write the newsletter. i have to write the newsletter every month. it goes out to about eleventeen billion people and they love it. all of them. i know this, because…
for the love of a kappa
today is kappa’s very last day as a co-worker of mine at Hell, Inc. he is moving on to other, greener pastures. i will miss him muchly. i adore kappa so much that i got…
my euphoria has totally gotten in the way of my panic over my short story that is not written yet and due in 48 short hours
if it were even remotely appropriate, i’d be running around work here with my underpants on my hand shouting “AIIIEEE!” over and over again. however, this does not solve the problem of the short story…