the one thing i always thought i was good at was sitting on my ass. really, i thought that perhaps i was the all-time king best ass sitter on-er. i am not. i just spent…
Browsing Category Bowling
he is a foreign man he is surrounded by the sound
he said, and i quote, “i’ve been burying that sum bitch all night. i’m knee-deep and still can’t get the seven.” of course i haven’t a clue what he was talking about.
enough is enough
lane’s son died this morning. now is the time i crawl into bed and never come out.
otto goes bowling
i took otto, my laptop, down to the bowling alley tonight because i have great gobs of work to do. of course none of the bowlers can quite get their brains around the fact that…
the ride of your life
he’s not a regular. he must have been there because tonight was 9-pin no-tap night (i’m not sure what the no-tap part means but i do know it means that if you knock down 9…
snapping in the backend
i am convinced that every sport has some sort of magic lingo that only makes sense to those who partake in the sport. after hearing “they’re snapping in the back ends,” about 1000 times last…