he’s not a regular. he must have been there because tonight was 9-pin no-tap night (i’m not sure what the no-tap part means but i do know it means that if you knock down 9 pins it counts as a strike).
so the little creepy guy in the tacky snowflake, zip-front sweater was bugging me about my height. if i dated men shorter than me and what not.
finally, i had enough. i was busy and i didn’t have time to be dicking around answering his inane questions.
“i have a bar in my bedroom that says, ‘you must be this tall to ride,'” i said holding my hand about an inch above his head.
the premium guys just about fell on the floor laughing. and creepy guy just sort of slunked away, red-faced.
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I just know there’s an “E Ticket” joke around here somewhere… 😉
*THAT* miss jodi is why you are such an amazing person. You just made my hungover ass laugh at 8am.
may i have permission to use that line? if i have the nerve to say it that it.
My 15-year-old brother wears a t-shirt that says that. it’s weird.