so i started off my independence day, celebrating my own independence which means i was gonna do whatever i damn well pleased. this mostly involved day-dreaming, reading and napping (i had odd sex dreams about people at work).

after awaking from my second nap of the day and eating a turkey sammich, i decided to check out what was happening on the www. whilst meandering through my favorite websites, i decided to update my archives.

that’s when tragedy struck!

my keyboard was wiggin’ out. the enter key wouldn’t work. hitting the letter J caused everything to be deleted. things in ottoland just got wiggier from there. programs wouldn’t open, the mouse was being all wonky.

so, i had to put the ol’ boy down and give him a lobotomy.

it was tough. we lost a lot, because my cheap piece of shit cd burner is busted. but it seems reinstalling stuff has gotten him back to some semblance of normal.

i don’t even want to hear what other measures could have been taken. how i could have gotten otto back and not lost everything. blech!