Here’s a little tip for all you parents and babysitters out there. If a five year old has a cold and is kind of cranky inventing and then performing a song and dance that includes the lyrics, “I’m Dr. Crankenstein yes, I am. Cranky, cranky, cranky is the only way to be. Crabby, crabby, crabby is the life for me” is not in your best interest.

Sick kids have absolutely no sense of humor at all.