I might have been mildly sexually aroused, but I’d rather not discuss it, as it would present confusing questions about my sexuality. Besides, it was more like a star worshipper thing.
He also painted in my book. Yes. I know. You can touch me now.
— Jeffy
jeffy
08.May.01 at 4:49 pm
i could pick my own liver out with a spork i am so envious.
tyson
08.May.01 at 5:19 pm
who’s dave eggers?
jodi
08.May.01 at 5:24 pm
are you kidding me? get your ass to mcsweeneys.net pronto. then go to the library and check out “A heartbreaking work of staggering genius.” read it and fall in love. trust me, have i ever steered you wrong?
i never realized what a hottie he is! excuse me while i wipe the drool off my keyboard…
he’s mine! i saw him first. i fell in love with him as soon as he started talking about messy westerberg hair!
well, i’ll let you have dave if i can have jason lee.
I got to touch him. Ha.
I might have been mildly sexually aroused, but I’d rather not discuss it, as it would present confusing questions about my sexuality. Besides, it was more like a star worshipper thing.
He also painted in my book. Yes. I know. You can touch me now.
— Jeffy
i could pick my own liver out with a spork i am so envious.
who’s dave eggers?
are you kidding me? get your ass to mcsweeneys.net pronto. then go to the library and check out “A heartbreaking work of staggering genius.” read it and fall in love. trust me, have i ever steered you wrong?
yes ma’am