It just came to my attention as I was frantically tossing the contents of my bag onto the floor of my cube, I forgot Kathleen Turner Overdrive at home. How could I do that? I am seriously off now. How can I be expected to perform my creative propaganda writing without having 6,398 songs at my disposal?

I pulled up iTunes on my work computer and there’s a measly 473 songs that live here. That’s like being stuck somewhere with a walkman and a EMF tape. Gah! I don’t know if I’ll make it through the day.

And the worst part of all? I still have four more ‘mats albums to listen to.

Suddenly I feel weak.