wendy dropped off her truffles for saving the boobies and OH MY GOD, they are the best thing to happen to me since that guy called to tell me they were fixing ruby.

these truffles make me sweat a little, they are that good. i ate two of them with such gusto and passion that i was afraid i might have got some truffle in my hair, and that would be sad because then i would have wasted some of the truffle.