last week i was talking to a friend about my deep-seated desire for a new dining room table and chairs. i don’t have one. i’ve never had one. currently the dining room at Supergenius Headquarters is filled with an utterly craptastic table that Sister #4 picked up for $4 at a garage sale. that includes a teeny tiny table and four of the most uncomfortable chairs i’ve ever seen.
when i told my friend about this desire for dining furniture. his response was, “i know why you want it, just so you can do dirty things on top of it.”
i, of course, protested muchly. i had once done dirty things under a diningroom table not on it. and that’s totally different. besides i am currently without a dirty things partner, so really my lust for the diningroom furniture is pure and true.
so anyway, crate & barrel sent me an e-mail the other day pimping this chair and i want it so much that i just go and visit it on the Web everyday just to say hi. so if you got an extra $750 hanging out (they have three colors) you can totally send it my way, and i’ll put it to good use.
Suck it up and write.
NO NO NO !!! Don’t ever buy fabric covered dining room chairs! Have you any idea what happens when Granny spills her wine on them?
but my grammu is dead! and what if i really, really really really really love them. huh? can you deny that kind of love?
forget about the wine. sexual fluids also stain something fierce.
camille, i had no idea you were that kind of chair. you wanna come over?
not if i have to absorb your orgasm-induced sweat.
nah, you just have to watch.
I got the same e-mail from Crate and Barrel. I ordered a Springdale Sliding Door Bookcase instead. w00t!
I *did* order my dining table and chairs from them last year.