? good vibrations guide to the g-spot
? Sweet Valley Twins #21, Left Behind
? 45 record of Grandpaboy (aka Paul Westerberg) I Want My Money Back/Undone
? picture of the outlaw (upon the discovery of which i said ‘you lying bastard’ and then tore the picture into itty bitty pieces)
? green chuck taylor low-tops that don’t belong to me
? pair of jeans with tags still on. i tried them on, they are too short
? four marbles
? a pair of hideously ugly rockport shoes that have never been worn
? not one, but two clipboards (who the hell uses clipboards?)