i lost nine pounds and my pants don’t fit. but not in the way they should not fit if you lose nine pounds, rather these pants that i am wearing are entirely too short for words. i don’t want to get up from my desk, because then people will see just how very short these shortshort pants are. i don’t lknow why the pants are so short today. i’m afriad that perhaps now that i’ve lost nine pounds gravity doesn’t have quite the strong hold on me before and soon i’ll be 9 feet tall. or maybe i grew two inches since the last time i wore these pants (and since all pants are kept on the floor in a jumble, the exact last date of wearing cannot be determined. might have been yesterday, might have been september 2002).

so i’m a little anxious to get home. i have to measure myself. because i’m actually worried that i’ve grown.

all i can say is that if i get home and i’m 6’7″, i’m gonna be one pissed off girl.