stinky was trying to wrangle us into setting a date for a party. for some reason he wants to have a big party, similar to last year’s birthday bash.

“what party?” i asked.
“how about june 7th?,” he said.
“oh, a birthday party for me,” i said.
“wait!” sister #3 said, “why do you get a birthday party again this year? i haven’t had a birthday party since i was like eight.”
“because you bitches are all going to dixie chicks without me on my actual birthday.”
“bring on the birthday party,” she said.

ha!