the one thing i always thought i was good at was sitting on my ass. really, i thought that perhaps i was the all-time king best ass sitter on-er.

i am not.

i just spent the last 8 hours trying to sit on my ass and going absolutely bull-goose looney. it’s hard to sit on one’s ass for that long. i don’t know what i’m going to do. it’s only the first day of the tournament and already my back is staging some sort of coup. it’s pissed at me. my back and ass do not like them bar stools at all. not one bit.

in other news, i think i’m gonna take a nap. 7 a.m. and saturday mornings do not mix well in jodiland.