if i don’t get to open a present soon i might burst. the worst part is there’s a giant box full of gifts for me. but the outlaw says i can’t open them until christmas.
He’s right. You don’t open Christmas gifts until Christmas, otherwise they’d be “three-days-before-Christmas gifts”, or something like that. Think of the wait as foreplay.
You’ve heard of foreplay, no?
jodi
22.Dec.02 at 9:37 pm
but three-days-before-christmas-gifts are my favorite!
UH
22.Dec.02 at 9:40 pm
Well, you’ll just have to bite your lip and wait it out. Instant gratification was the downfall of our parents’ generation, and it’s up to us to start teaching the youth of today that some things are worth waiting for.
jodi
22.Dec.02 at 9:46 pm
yeah, i still wanna open the package.
UH
22.Dec.02 at 9:52 pm
I’m sorry, were you saying something? I was distracted by my cell phone, my pager, three IMs and two emails.
jodi
22.Dec.02 at 10:00 pm
hrmph! not all of us can be as popular as you, UH.
UH
22.Dec.02 at 10:04 pm
That was all a joke, you know. I’m a lonely, lonely man who has no cell phone or pager, sitting in his basement in the dark, hoping to make a humorous comment juxtaposing today’s “wired world” against his own plea for patience.
Come down here and eat chicken with me, beautiful. It’s so dark!
jodi
22.Dec.02 at 10:13 pm
why’s it so dark?
Calli
22.Dec.02 at 10:40 pm
I have presents that a bratty boy who’s far away won’t let me open yet either! It’s driving me mad! They sit here and they taunt me. grrrr
He’s right. You don’t open Christmas gifts until Christmas, otherwise they’d be “three-days-before-Christmas gifts”, or something like that. Think of the wait as foreplay.
You’ve heard of foreplay, no?
but three-days-before-christmas-gifts are my favorite!
Well, you’ll just have to bite your lip and wait it out. Instant gratification was the downfall of our parents’ generation, and it’s up to us to start teaching the youth of today that some things are worth waiting for.
yeah, i still wanna open the package.
I’m sorry, were you saying something? I was distracted by my cell phone, my pager, three IMs and two emails.
hrmph! not all of us can be as popular as you, UH.
That was all a joke, you know. I’m a lonely, lonely man who has no cell phone or pager, sitting in his basement in the dark, hoping to make a humorous comment juxtaposing today’s “wired world” against his own plea for patience.
Come down here and eat chicken with me, beautiful. It’s so dark!
why’s it so dark?
I have presents that a bratty boy who’s far away won’t let me open yet either! It’s driving me mad! They sit here and they taunt me. grrrr