shawn always sneezes three times in a row, without fail. today, i keep sneezing. but i can only sneeze twice in a row. i am most envious of shawn and the triplicate sneezes. see, my grandma used to tell me all that time that good catholics sneeze three times in a row. i am not a good catholic. shawn, who isn’t even catholic, would be a good one should he choose to convert. it’s just not fair.