darling ones, i’m going to share a hard-learned lesson with you so you never repeat my mistakes.

when making a grilled cheese sammich using the george forman lean mean grilling machine, don’t ever use cheddar cheese. see, as the cheese heats up it just gets all melty and slides right off the bread into the little tray that rests quietly at the base of the grilling machine’s slight incline. if you use cheddar you will just be left with some sort of toasty greesy non cheesy mess.

trust me on this one. don’t make the mistakes i’ve made.