Did you hear about the paramilitary troops using their own dimensional standards? They have this unit of measure called “para-3.28-feet”.
Please note, this would have been a whole lot more humorous if I hadn’t just woken up, and if Heathen (Lord of the Anagram; see it on Broadway this Fall) hadn’t already been so gosh darn funny.
A tamperer.
Apt reamer.
I know I came here to say something.
Meat parer? A rap meter?
Ah, forget it.
Did you hear about the paramilitary troops using their own dimensional standards? They have this unit of measure called “para-3.28-feet”.
Please note, this would have been a whole lot more humorous if I hadn’t just woken up, and if Heathen (Lord of the Anagram; see it on Broadway this Fall) hadn’t already been so gosh darn funny.
It is funny. It only took me like 25 seconds to get it.