i was nearly killed today and it was all my best friend’s fault. she rampantly ran through a red light with absolutely no concern for my safety. as she casually drove through the blantantly red light i asked her if she had any intention of stopping.
i asked her if she had any intention of stopping. she said she didn’t even realize the light was red. of course, being the best friend that i am, i was hoping a cop would stop her and then i could get a note from the officer about how she very nearly killed me.
sadly, she got away scot free and i didn’t get a note. but i do get to tease her about it– so there is some reward for nearly losing my life.
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So, today, I almost killed you again, but this time it was in the Taco Bell parking lot. Maybe you will get the hint and drive Ruby once in awhile. Not so bright sometimes, are we? 🙂
and if I do kill you in some horrible saturn crash, you won’t get a note!
ohmigod. my friend nearly killed me today too. she farted when i was on the compiter and the smell nealry wiped me out, it was so horrible. something of a mix between peas, egg and BBQ sauce..yuck putrid. sadly i didn’t get a note etheir to say that i nearly died….what a wank. her name is bridie hamilton by the way. she is stinky so if you ever see her around just be prpeared.