When I was younger and had to clean my room I would fold my arms and blink like Jeannie hoping my room would be cleaned through genie-like magic. When that didn’t work, I’d try the…
Date Archives August 2008
ARGH. I am sorry post secret
You would think that if they were getting straight As they’d know the damn difference between loose and lose. GAH!
Captain Crank and the mean reds
I’ve missed most of the Olympics. When I tell people this they are surprised. I just say that I keep forgetting about them, but that’s not the truth. The truth is I am in current…
You are with stupid
Sadly, many of these t-shirts would probably fit me too. T-Shirts My Ex-Boyfriends Would Wear in a More Honest World.
Fuck off, Buzzfeed
Generally, I am a big, big fan of Buzzfeed, but they’ve pissed me off twice this week. First, they called Olympic Gold Medalist Stephanie Brown-Trafton a giantess for being 6’4″ and some two-hundred pounds. That…
It’s either Juliana Hatfield or Arlo Guthrie’s fault
Ever since I read that Juliana Hatfield had written a memoir that’s coming out next month, I’ve been jonesing for her and The Lemonheads. In my mind they go hand in hand. Sadly, Eurydice was…