It’s usually not until the 8th frame that people start to notice. Six in a row is worth a free beer and happens often enough that nobody really says anything. Unless, of course, it’s their…
Date Archives 2006
breakthrough, perhaps
i think i might have a story idea. it involves a violinist and a gas station. of course i have decided to sleep on it, because i don’t want to rush into anything.
in 72 or so hours i’ll probably be dead
if i could figure out a way to peel off my own skin without it hurting, i probably would. my skin is annoying me. if i could poke my brain with a sharpened pencil and…
another year older
it’s been an entire year since liam piam pudding pop was born. i cannot even believe it.
running out
i have only two other things i can possibly do instead of writing my short story: 1. nap 2. alphabetize my underpants based on color
13 ways to procrastinate
1. spend an hour illegally downloading Hall & Oates songs 2. decide that you simply cannot write until you have salad dressing in the house 3. fall asleep listening to car talk 4. babysit Jaycie…