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Date Archives 2006
A dream most disturbing or, who in the hell dreams about Uncle Joey
For some reason I had a party that Uncle Joey from Full House attended. He proceeded to get really very drunk and decided to masturbate in my bathtub. He had the biggest penis I ever…
The 6’5″ woman and her fear of heights
Whenever I tell anyone about my phobia they laugh uproariously. Because, apparently, it’s really funny to laugh at people with psychological problems. Listen jerks, I know it’s funny. The irony that I’m 6’5″ and afraid…
Hated Books
Girl Detective talks about book memes and hated books today. I like that she thinks that talking about books you hate is often more fun than talking about books that you adore. I totally agree…
A whole lotta lovin’ is what we’ll be bringin’
Since I stayed up late the other night putting together a playlist filled with songs sure to rip my heart right out, I thought I should cater to my other personality and put togethr a…
Weak Excuses
Coworker: If you were up so early for the Culligan Man why were you so late? Me: I was watching Kids Incorporated videos on YouTube, duh. Coworker: I don’t want to know.