I was glued to my chair and my eyes are started to water because I hadn’t blinked in 43 minutes. While enjoying my solo sans pants time this evening, I started channel surfing and landed…
Date Archives 2006
Supergenius HQ under siege: Day 7, back from the brink of death
Okay, so I actually only saw Sister #4 for about 12 minutes so far today. She didn’t get up until right before I had to leave to get the traditional $50 Thanksgiving Cheesecake. Yes, I…
Supergenius HQ under siege: Day 6, the annoying becomes the annoyed
I have found the lethal combination of television programs to bug the shit out of Sister #4. The combination includes at least three episodes of Dawson’s Creek interspersed with repeated viewings last week’s “The Office.”…
It’s not the ribbons in your hair
To truly recover from the flu, I have discovered that you have to spend a great amount of time not wearing pants while simultaneously not laying in bed. It’s really quite necessary to make a…
It only hurts when I laugh
Despite my begging, God saw fit to make me live another day. There were a few times during yesterday’s battle with the flu that I prayed for death, because that seemed so much easier. But…
Supergenius HQ under siege: Day 5, when the flu attacks
Most normal people would think that if the owner of the home you’re staying in had done nothing but vomit for the past five hours, it might not be such a good idea to have…