• I have decided that one of my new superpowers will be the ability to make my enemies randomly puke cherry pits ala “Witches of Eastwick” whenever I eat cherries. Somewhere in the Midwest two men are puking cherries and they have no idea why. It’s me.
• El Debarge, KISS, and Motley Crue = all bands whose lyrics I have sung and/or quoted today. The doctors say it’s irreversible brain damage.
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I would love to have the power to make my enemies spit cherry pits. There would be lots and lots of people puking pits.
Dude, those scenes actually have the power to make me throw up. Yucky yuck yuck!!