if it were even remotely appropriate, i’d be running around work here with my underpants on my hand shouting “AIIIEEE!” over and over again. however, this does not solve the problem of the short story…
Date Archives March 2006
oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! seriously you can probably hear my little heart pound
the ‘mats reuniting? kind of? scroll down to the third photo. . . you’ll see tommy stinson and paul westerberg all smiley and laughing. i am crapping my pants right now. here’s from the Buddhead…
story ideas i have considered and instantly rejected, a list
the one about the violinist, the constantly pregnant coworker, and the gas stations the one about the guy who takes all the money from the Baby Pool at work and blows it on poker the…
jason lee has it too
Holtz is right. Jason Lee is a Scientologist. now that might explain why he named his son Pilot.
on Clark Griswold and text messages
One of my absolute favorite forms of communication is the text message. Better than chat and e-mail, it’s the ultimate passive aggressive way to send information to people you know. They are easily ignored, fun…
If I Could Go Back in Time I Would Lock the Door, Fire Codes be Damned
It’s usually not until the 8th frame that people start to notice. Six in a row is worth a free beer and happens often enough that nobody really says anything. Unless, of course, it’s their…