sometimes i feel like i live with a 6-year-old. but she’s not six, she’s 25. i asked her if she was an idiot, and i think that might have shut her up, but not before she asked:

is it true that cats don’t like to be looked straight in the eye?

how long are the olympics on?

what’s a neonatologist?

Don’t you love Curious George?

Why is your friend Wendy walking?

Are these homemade truffles better than those truffles?

Did you walk to get the mail?