as soon as he saw the shirts, max dug out ol’ chilly heart penguin or whatever the hell the damn care bear cousin’s name is. max promptly proclaimed him our mascot. he even included a…
Date Archives November 2005
thanksgiving by max, age 7
tonight while i’m at the chromey v. chromey bowl-a-thon, i’m gonna have movable type mysteriously post photos that max took on thanksgiving. you will, most definitely notice a theme. he’s in the ‘people are boring…
the christmas dildo
as is our tradition, yesterday after dinner and before doing the dishes, we drew names for christmas. before the official drawing of the names we had the Official Store Debate. for those of you playing…
alice’s family tree
i just spent entirely more time than i care to admit at alice’s family tree. you can stop being my friend now.
and sometimes your life really does seem like some sort of weird tv movie
a little over a year ago i wrote a piece on bittersweetheart about being an ugly 8th grader. the whole thing was inspired by reading Lucy Grealy’s Autobiography of a Face. i talked about a…
the clear winner
this will be gracing our shirts for the bowling tournment on saturday. in other news, i think the godiva cheesecake in the fridge is begging me to come and eat it. somehow, i am resisting.