1. whomever brought the oatmeal chocolate chip cookies and put them on the table next to me
2. our waitress from grumpy’s with the red braids and tattoos
3. the new guy at work with the rad glasses and wedding ring
4. the aforementioned oatmeal chocolate chip cookies
. my friend al, the cutest girl on earth?, loves the letter K, i, the frumpiest girl on earth?, hate the number 5
6. bob marley
7. my new purple bra
8. these stupid pink and blue blinky pens that are on my desk, they’re corporate schwag for some tradeshow 1000 years ago, but i am obsessed with trying to turn them on at the exact same time, so they blink in unison