this is a picture of nolie, it’s the one that jaycie and max picked out. max thinks we should call it “nolie’s motion picture.”

jaycie thinks it should be “butts, butts, and more butts, and a little fart.”
“sparkletoe stinks,” max said.

“can we write our own?” jaycie asked.
“how about i type and you talk, because i’m much faster.”

“oh, we saw, we saw umm, ‘Charlie and the Chocolate Factory’ we can tell them that,” max said.
“what do you want to say jaycie?” i asked.
“max just farted a big fart,” jaycie said.

i shook my head no.

“please, please,” max begged.

“can we tell the internet about me?” max asked, holding up a tiny turtle. “his name is slow pitch, now say ‘we’re gonna hear from slow pitch, slow pitch the turtle.'”

“i’m a genuine baseball player. i’m really slow when i pitch,” max says talking for slow pitch.

“can i tell them about my ballerina angie?” jaycie asks. “i am a famous belly dancer.”

“ok, his name is acorn aviator,” max says, talking about a small bear he has in his hand. “i’m a pilot and i came from target. and this is a good movie of nolie the motion pictures.”

“my turn,” jaycie said. “you should see nolie’s motion picture. it’s the coolest movie ever, even cats go to see it.”