it seems today is take your dad to work day. even worse, it’s take two dads to work day. between the artguy and graphicsboy’s lectures over my loud music, i don’t know whose ass to…
Date Archives 2004
quote of the day
“if you kill yourself i will make love to your dead body.”
i’m a yellow snake in a can
i already had the smug little crush grin thing going on. but i had to swap it for a smile with the TTHM’s name on it. the surest way to get a smile with your…
an interview
i just got this e-mail from sister #3: I need to interview someone for class. Someone who is different from me. I was thinking and thinking and didn’t know who to pick. I seem to…
monkeys made for cheetos
in an ideal world i would have a little monkey with very clean hands whose job it was to feed me cheetos so that my fingers didn’t get all discolored from the cheese dust.
let’s hear it for drugs! yay drugs
the random pill that i took from my desk and swallowed as quelled the rebel escape brewing in my skull. i’m not much of a pill popper, but sometimes i just want to stand-up and…