monkeys made for cheetos

in an ideal world i would have a little monkey with very clean hands whose job it was to feed me cheetos so that my fingers didn’t get all discolored from the cheese dust.

(Visited 32 times, 1 visits today)


  1. dietcokegurl 08.Sep.04 at 2:49 pm

    Dude, what an excellent idea. You should quit your job, start a monkey ranch and raise them to do just that. I hate that damn cheesey grease that gets all over everything until you try to wipe it off, then it sticks to your hands like glue.

  2. jodi 08.Sep.04 at 2:54 pm

    plus, when you try to nonchalantly wipe it off on the knees of your jeans, it leaves an obvious mark.

    now where can i get me some mating monkeys with clean hands?

  3. Thomas 16.Sep.04 at 1:30 pm

    I don’t suggest that you do a google search on “mating monkeys with clean hands”… (shudders)