in an ideal world i would have a little monkey with very clean hands whose job it was to feed me cheetos so that my fingers didn’t get all discolored from the cheese dust.
Dude, what an excellent idea. You should quit your job, start a monkey ranch and raise them to do just that. I hate that damn cheesey grease that gets all over everything until you try to wipe it off, then it sticks to your hands like glue.
jodi
08.Sep.04 at 2:54 pm
plus, when you try to nonchalantly wipe it off on the knees of your jeans, it leaves an obvious mark.
now where can i get me some mating monkeys with clean hands?
Dude, what an excellent idea. You should quit your job, start a monkey ranch and raise them to do just that. I hate that damn cheesey grease that gets all over everything until you try to wipe it off, then it sticks to your hands like glue.
plus, when you try to nonchalantly wipe it off on the knees of your jeans, it leaves an obvious mark.
now where can i get me some mating monkeys with clean hands?
I don’t suggest that you do a google search on “mating monkeys with clean hands”… (shudders)