“i thought you didn’t like wyatt a.” i said to jaycie who had been rambling on about how very, very cool she was that she got to play on the first grade playground now. “well,…
Date Archives 2004
alone again, naturally
the invasion has ended, and i feel a little like i’ve run a marathon. you’d be surprised by how much ass-kicking a five and six year old can do. here are a few highlights from…
wee down in jodiville
around 11 a.m. CST the headquarters of iwilldare.com, incorporated was invaded by two three-foot something human beings. it’s been great gobs of fun. we’ve just returned from Hollywood, Minnesota. “i thought hollywood was in california,”…
freaky friday
so when i turned on Ogden this morning, his screen came on all sexxy in its flat panelness, only to go completely black 30 seconds later. hrmph, i thought, this is odd. so i turned…
husker doesn’t
this is the meanest april fool’s joke ever. some things you just shouldn’t mess around with, right?
now that i wasted so much time, it doesn’t seem so funny
upon his return from florida, webboy was telling me about his sunburned lips and how he’s addicted to some sort of medicated lip spooj to make it all better. i can’t remember the brand he’s…