Here are my people. The great unwashed, glistening with a thin sheen of grease from foods on a stick, the refuse to get out of your way and don’t even notice when their umbrellas come…
Date Archives August 2004
the things they carried
while surfing around for a link to stuart dybek’s story “pet milk,” i found this rad, rad reading of Tim O’Briens fucking fantastic story “The Things They Carried.” it’s real audio, i know. but still,…
State fair 2004
I survived another year at the fair, but just barely. I’m so exhausted I think I’ll sleep for 100 years.
sad but true
whenever i hear that OnStar commercial on the radio, the one where the guy calls to report an accident because someone had a seizure and the ONStar lady asks if he wants her to stay…
a brand-new way to feel like shit– now with extra self-pity!
the bossman has come up with an all new and exciting way to make me feel like complete shit. yes, we all thought that the not talking me for 3 weeks would be enough, or…
calendar girl
FFJ has a calendar and i’ve envied it since i first saw it. the TTHM also has a calendar, though i have never seen it, i envy it too because he writes things in there…