i managed to do so much nothing today (‘sides talk to a cute Web designer from ohio) that during the presidential press conference tonight he’s going to announce that i have accepted the position to head up a presidential commision to study the effects of not-showering and unbraedness on productivity in midwestern 30something females. my family is so proud.
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The effects of not showering? Stinkiness.
The effects of bralessness? Jiggliness, and soaring popularity among blogreaders with healthy imaginations.
Now, if only I coud get the commission to hire me as a consultant, I could get my hands on some of that Free Government Money the dude in the funny jacket is always jabbering on about.