i am becoming oddly obsessed with the different categories of underpants that i never knew existed. apparently there are alternative underwear and travel underwear and now i’m really worried that my underwear might be underdressed.
Date Archives 2003
she smiles and she says this is it, that’s the end of the joke
i sent the sister club the one about memphis and their silence is deafening. i got nothing in response. no — it sucked, i loved it, what the hell? nothing. i got nothing. here i…
suicide, don’t do it!
“hey jodi, i saw today’s Dilbert and thought of you,” julie said handing me the comic clipped from the newspaper. “great,” i said laughing, “my life is now a dilbert cartoon. when i jump off…
every hair on your head is counted
1. insomnia blows 2. bad writing that i have to copy edit blows more 3. kate beckinsale smooching on frances mcdormand in “laurel canyon” blows my mind 4. the sister club has started a campaign…
i will not share
we had just finished dinner, the kidlings and i our peanut butter and jelly sammiches, the rest of the fam the beef du jour when sister #4 jumped off the couch: “oh, i’ve got to…