if i don’t get to open a present soon i might burst. the worst part is there’s a giant box full of gifts for me. but the outlaw says i can’t open them until christmas….
Date Archives 2002
come inside it will be ok
yeah, so i just downloaded a wilco singing a cover of big star’s “thirteen.” do you have any idea how close to having an orgasm i am because of this? now only if there were…
three weeks
what does it mean when you dream about your own death? i dreamt i was at the doctor for something and she told me i’d be dead in three weeks. of course, the dream is…
little miss sassy pants
i was delicately dabbing glitter glue on a white snowflake when all hell broke loose. “aunt jodi,” jaycie said, “you’re snowflake is prettier than mine.” “i know because i’m a better snowflake maker,” i said…
naturally messy hair
lois, the 50something receptionist, stopped me in the hall as i was ambling to my desk with my first diet coke of the day. “how do you get your hair to stick out like that,”…
more dirty confessions
when i confessed to virgina my dirty little secret about trying to read all the Pulitzer Prize Winners for Literature, she didn’t even laugh. not even smirk. she totally understood, and that’s why i love…