The Sister Club Plans a Party Part I is up over at backwash.
Date Archives November 2002
return of your favorite iwilldare.com feature
i present to you sick in bedhead, bow in the presence of its magnificance.
congealed brick of snot
Aleve? Cold and Sinus sucks giant donkey balls. i took this crap like three hours ago and i feel not better. i still can’t breathe and i still have the fizzy sneezy feeling behind my…
swallow whole; do not crush or chew
i’m still sick and opted out of hanging out with the best friend and the cutest redhaired boy in minnesota. i didn’t want to infect poor jakey when he’s already got some infected ears. so…
let’s make misery
sister #4 called to ask if there were green peppers in the lasgna that i made and sent home with my dad last night. she sounds absolutely wretched. it seems siser #2, jaycie, max, siste…
i’m waitin’ by the phone
there’s nothing like being sick to remind you how lonely and alone you are. i know it’s ironic that the loneliest girl in the whole wide world has to be reminded, but sometimes she does….